1. What time is it: 5:57PM

2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: douglas scott kalemba

3. Nicknames: i want one, but they just don't stick

4. Parents names: kathleen ann bulebosh and frank paul kalemba

5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?: 30 (dammit)

6. Date that you regularly blow them out?: april 20

7. Pets: none

8. Height: 5' 10" or so

9. Eye color: brown

10. Hair Color: brown

11. Piercing: left ear

12. Tattoos? mean skull moon thing (left shulder), "wisdom" (in chinese, right ankle)

13. How much do you love your job: i like having money

14. Hometown: mt. pleasant, pa

15. Current Residence: oak park, mi

16. Have you been in love? i don't think so.. so i guess that's probably a "no"

17. Currently involved? not that i am aware of

18. Favorite thing about e-mail: looks like i am working when i not

19. Been toilet papered? yes, too many times to count

20. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? i wish i had

21. Been in a car crash? yes (twice in the past year!)

22. Croutons or Bacon Bits? neither

23. 2 doors or 4 (on a car)? 4, makes it earier on my people

24. Coffee or Ice Cream? coffee coffee coffee

25. Blanket or Stuffed Animal: woobie (blanket)

26. Best Color: tope, matches my complexion

27. Salad Dressing: balsamic vinegar and olive oil

28. Socks color: white

29. Book you're reading or hope to read: currently upsidedown on my floor are "jimmy corrigan, the smartest kid on earth" by chris ware, "the island of lost maps" by miles harvey, "me talk pretty one day" by david sedaris

30. Favorite Movie: miller's crossing

31. Foods: sushi, peanuts and grape nuts flakes (not all mixed together)

32. Song Playing at the moment: "once again (here to kick one for you)" by the handsome boy modeling school (featuring grand puba and sadat x of brand nubian)

33. Toothpaste: arm & hammer baking soda and peroxide (closest thing to sandblasting)

34. Restaurant: nami

35. Flower: venus fly trap

36. Least Favorite Food: sauerkraut (gagging just thinking about it...)

37. Sport to Watch: baseball, in person

38. Fast Food Restaurant: used to be white castle, but i got ththat monkey off my back

39. When was your last hospital visit? last summer, i strained all of the ligaments in my left ankle hopping a 10 foot fence to get inside of the abandoned studebaker plant in detroit... i landed akwardly on a pile of broken pallets

40. Favorite drink? coffee

41. What color is your bedroom's carpet? gray

42. How many times did you fail your Permit and/or Drivers? got 'em both on the first time

43. Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs? the white house

44. Who is the last person that you got mail from before this one? sallyann

45. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? you can't prove anything

46. Which single store would you choose to max your Credit Card? any book store

47. What do you do most often when you are bored? move my furniture around trying to trick myself into believing that i've moved

48. What words or phrases do you over use? dude, ass monkey, no

49. Friend who lives farthest away: i suppose steve and dan in SoCal

50. Most annoying thing: the damn neighbor kid who comes over to ask me if i want him to cut my grass the day AFTER i cut it myself

51. Best thing in the world: i'll let you know when i find it

52. Bedtime: 12:30 or 1:00, as long as i can get a good 4 hours

53. Who will respond to this fastest? i'm not even sure who i sent it to

54. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: i'm not even sure who i sent it to

55. What time is it now? 6:31PM (but i had a phone call in ther somewhere)