1. What time is it: 6:20 pm

2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Michael Stanley Roberts

3. Nicknames: Oh Great and Powerful One

4. Parents names: Stanley Sylvester Roberts, Lucia Anna Pelligrini Roberts

5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?: 25

6. Date that you regularly blow them out?: November 22nd

7. Pets: None that survived

8. Height: A delusional 5'9"

9. Eye color: greenish grayish blue -depends what color my shirt is

10. Hair Color: brown, blonde, blue, orange

11. Piercing: one in my ear from a drunken night in high school

12. Tattoos: Ancient cave painting re-creations on the inside of my mouth.

13. How much do you love your job: I really like my job

14. Hometown: Bath, Maine

15. Current Residence: San Francisco, CA

16. Have you been in love? Yes

17. Currently involved? Not as far as I know

18. Favorite thing about e-mail: the periodic interruptions for work

19. Been toilet papered? If you mean being cocooned from head to toe with 32 rolls of toilet paper, then yes, otherwise I don't know what is being asked

20. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? No

21. Been in a car crash? I'm told I have been, but I was so drunk who could really say?

22. Croutons or Bacon Bits? both

23. 2 doors or 4 (on a car)? I don't have a car

24. Coffee or Ice Cream? coffee in gallons and ice cream once in a while

25. Blanket or Stuffed Animal: blanket

26. Best Color: blue, no green

27. Salad Dressing: I don't care

28. Socks color: white or black

29. Book you're reading or hope to read: Snow Crash

30. Favorite Movie: Swimming with Sharks, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

31. Foods: Sushi, Indian, Thai, Italian, everything else -in that order

32. Song Playing at the moment: ?? it's on a dj set I downloaded from scour, some guy named Jonathan Wells

33. Toothpaste: Arm and Hammer with Baking soda and peroxide

34. Restaurant: Ebisu

35. Flower: ?

36. Least Favorite Food: Marmite -probably the only food I cannot eat

37. Sport to Watch: I couldn't care less about watching sports, but if I had to, I'd watch snowboarding videos

38. Fast Food Restaurant: they're all about the same, good for roadtrips, but nothing else

39. When was your last hospital visit? four or five years ago when I broke my arm when I launched myself off a flight of stairs backwards on inline skates

40. Favorite drink? Ginger Peach Tea

41. What color is your bedroom's carpet? hardwood floors

42. How many times did you fail your Permit and/or Drivers test? 0 Either we're all good drivers, or someone is lying

43. Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs? I'll probably be in SF

44. Who is the last person that you got mail from before this one? Megan

45. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? They'll never catch me, I'm too smart!

46. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card? It's kinda cheating, but I'd chose Amazon, because eventually they'll offer everything on the planet and I won't have to move my ass more than a couple inches

47. What do you do most often when you are bored? surf the web

48. What words or phrases do you over use? uhh, man

49. Friend who lives farthest away: Jed, Milan

50. Most annoying thing: making a mistake, being a perfectionist

51. Best thing in the world: friends, MLT

52. Bedtime: 11:30 pm

53. Who will respond to this fastest? no idea

54. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: Madison

55. What time is it now? 6:35pm