1. What time is it: t-14 mintues to coffeetime

2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Mathew (with a line thru it, Timothy penciled in above) Francis Roberts

3. Nicknames: timmy, timotee, twoshoes, timberly, fred, little nanny boo!

4. Parents names: Stan the Man and Luch

5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?: 12 (i've been neglected for a few years)

6. Date that you regularly blow them out?: not regularly, stop rubbing it in.

7. Pets: none you can see

8. Height: 0.00097266 nautical miles

9. Eye color: mostly white

10. Hair Color: changes with the season

11. Piercing: if you get me mad

12. Tattoos? none

13. How much do you love your job: this much |<----------------->|

14. Hometown: Phippsburg, ME

15. Current Residence: da Mission

16. Have you been in love? Yes

17. Currently involved? I dable

18. Favorite thing about e-mail: clean inbox

19. Been toilet papered? I'm not sure what that means.

20. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? No, the bitch was evil, I blame her.

21. Been in a car crash? hotwheels and tonka

22. Croutons or Bacon Bits? both and cheese

23. 2 doors or 4 (on a car)? car?

24. Coffee or Ice Cream? both, or a combo, why would you have to choose?

25. Blanket or Stuffed Animal: Blanket obviously.

26. Best Color: yellow

27. Salad Dressing: any

28. Socks color: I go by thickness.

29. Book you're reading or hope to read: The Metamorphasis

30. Favorite Movie: Rad, Better off Dead.

31. Foods: spicy tuna roll, rice

32. Song Playing at the moment: S&D live at Homelands (thanks Napster)

33. Toothpaste: Crest

34. Restaurant: Gyuhama

35. Flower: Sun

36. Least Favorite Food: pickled hamster

37. Sport to Watch: wakeboarding, road races (running, obviously),strongest man competitions

38. Fast Food Restaurant: Not even.

39. When was your last hospital visit? Spring '00 visited a friend who OD.

40. Favorite drink? water

41. What color is your bedroom's carpet? Ugly blue/grey

42. How many times did you fail your Permit and/or Drivers test? 0

43. Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs? Mirror.

44. Who is the last person that you got mail from before this one? Christine Tom

45. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? no.

46. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card? I would never let that happen

47. What do you do most often when you are bored? home-spin records, work-ebay it up.

48. What words or phrases do you over use? word!

49. Friend who lives farthest away: Boston Crew (Brad, Hern, Mark, Jen, Spikey-Mike, Hip-hop Keith, Brockton-Keith, Joey A., Crackhead Elisha,Alaina, Sketchy Jeremy, Scitzo-Joe.)

50. Most annoying thing: cow licks

51. Best thing in the world: contentment

52. Bedtime: 10ish (weekday of course), sliding scale.

53. Who will respond to this fastest? One of you.

54. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? me.

55. What time is it now? coffetime