1. What time is it: 3.11pm – to late to do anything and too early to do anything…

2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Wayne Eugene Sparling II

3. Nicknames: Wes, Big Papa Pride

4. Parents names: Wayne Sparling and Roxanne Sparling

5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?: 26

6. Date that you regularly blow them out?: March 17

7. Pets: 2 iguanas, Israel and Mecca

8. Height: A plush 5'9.5"

9. Eye color: bluer than Woody Allen's balls

10. Hair Color: brown

11. Piercing: None *sigh*

12. Tattoos? Alright, these questions are embarrassing already, no tattoos

13. How much do you love your job: Which one, I'm leaving one, I'm excited to be starting another, and a bunch you love the third one.

14. Hometown: Walton, NY, small farm town

15. Current Residence: Berkeley, CA

16. Have you been in love? Yes

17. Currently involved? Ohhhhhh yes, in so many ways

18. Favorite thing about e-mail: If Tom used it more he could turn his cell phone off.......hint hint

19. Been toilet papered? Yeah right, someone'd be gettin by foot broke up in their ass.......so no.

20. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? Lots

21. Been in a car crash? Yes – only one baby and that was on a icy hill

22. Croutons or Bacon Bits? Garlic croutons baby!

23. 2 doors or 4 (on a car)? The more doors, the more fun

24. Coffee or Ice Cream? I concur with Ali, slap 'em together>

25. Blanket or Stuffed Animal: Blanket, with a nice 'lil body all curled up in it....

26. Best Color: purple

27. Salad Dressing: Annie's Goddess Dressing

28. Socks color: white quarter socks, or knee highs on you phine ladies out there

29. Book you're reading or hope to read: Pikhal

30. Favorite Movie: homemade

31. Foods: And I quote from the words of our Lord, "FOOD'S FOR PUSSIES"

32. Song Playing at the moment: in my head is playing Nina Simone and Lost at Last, various tracks

33. Toothpaste: Gamma butrylactone

34. Restaurant: Zodiac Club

35. Flower: Orchids

36. Least Favorite Food: beef

37. Sport to Watch: spectator sports suck

38. Fast Food Restaurant: fast food REALLY sucks

39. When was your last hospital visit? 1992,broken collarbone

40. Favorite drink? The pink one (double absolut mandarin w/a splash of cranberry

41. What color is your bedroom's carpet? hardwood floors

42. How many times did you fail your Permit and/or Drivers test? 1, the instructor was such a beyatch

43. Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs? owning my own biz o'freaks

44. Who is the last person that you got mail from before this one? my lawyer, no really

45. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Funny you ask, driving fast, driving with suspended license (NY), disturbing the peace, inciting a riot, and failure to disperse upon lawful command

46. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card? Bob's at Post and Sutter

47. What do you do most often when you are bored? I DO NOT get bored

48. What words or phrases do you over use? Cool,Totally, goddamit, fuck, paradigm

49. Friend who lives farthest away: Angie and Verge in Atlanta

50. Most annoying thing: bitchin'about your petty lil life disturbances

51. Best thing in the world: oh c'mon, sex and drugs duh.....oh, and love too.....

52. Bedtime: Hahahahahahahaahahah, sleep.......right...hahahahahah

53. Who will respond to this fastest? either Tom or Xrs....we'll see

54. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? All you freaky friends of Ali's that I haven't got a chance to meet yet.......c'mon over, just got a new place in Berkeley

55. What time is it now? 8:10pm