1. What time is it: 3.11pm – to late to do anything and too early to do anything…
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Wayne Eugene Sparling II
3. Nicknames: Wes, Big Papa Pride
4. Parents names: Wayne Sparling and Roxanne Sparling
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?: 26
6. Date that you regularly blow them out?: March 17
7. Pets: 2 iguanas, Israel and Mecca
8. Height: A plush 5'9.5"
9. Eye color: bluer than Woody Allen's balls
10. Hair Color: brown
11. Piercing: None *sigh*
12. Tattoos? Alright, these questions are embarrassing already, no tattoos
13. How much do you love your job: Which one, I'm leaving one, I'm excited to be starting another, and a bunch you love the third one.
14. Hometown: Walton, NY, small farm town
15. Current Residence: Berkeley, CA
16. Have you been in love? Yes
17. Currently involved? Ohhhhhh yes, in so many ways
18. Favorite thing about e-mail: If Tom used it more he could turn his cell phone off.......hint hint
19. Been toilet papered? Yeah right, someone'd be gettin by foot broke up in their ass.......so no.
20. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? Lots
21. Been in a car crash? Yes – only one baby and that was on a icy hill
22. Croutons or Bacon Bits? Garlic croutons baby!
23. 2 doors or 4 (on a car)? The more doors, the more fun
24. Coffee or Ice Cream? I concur with Ali, slap 'em together>
25. Blanket or Stuffed Animal: Blanket, with a nice 'lil body all curled up in it....
26. Best Color: purple
27. Salad Dressing: Annie's Goddess Dressing
28. Socks color: white quarter socks, or knee highs on you phine ladies out there
29. Book you're reading or hope to read: Pikhal
30. Favorite Movie: homemade
31. Foods: And I quote from the words of our Lord, "FOOD'S FOR PUSSIES"
32. Song Playing at the moment: in my head is playing Nina Simone and Lost at Last, various tracks
33. Toothpaste: Gamma butrylactone
34. Restaurant: Zodiac Club
35. Flower: Orchids
36. Least Favorite Food: beef
37. Sport to Watch: spectator sports suck
38. Fast Food Restaurant: fast food REALLY sucks
39. When was your last hospital visit? 1992,broken collarbone
40. Favorite drink? The pink one (double absolut mandarin w/a splash of cranberry
41. What color is your bedroom's carpet? hardwood floors
42. How many times did you fail your Permit and/or Drivers test? 1, the instructor was such a beyatch
43. Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs? owning my own biz o'freaks
44. Who is the last person that you got mail from before this one? my lawyer, no really
45. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Funny you ask, driving fast, driving with suspended license (NY), disturbing the peace, inciting a riot, and failure to disperse upon lawful command
46. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card? Bob's at Post and Sutter
47. What do you do most often when you are bored? I DO NOT get bored
48. What words or phrases do you over use? Cool,Totally, goddamit, fuck, paradigm
49. Friend who lives farthest away: Angie and Verge in Atlanta
50. Most annoying thing: bitchin'about your petty lil life disturbances
51. Best thing in the world: oh c'mon, sex and drugs duh.....oh, and love too.....
52. Bedtime: Hahahahahahahaahahah, sleep.......right...hahahahahah
53. Who will respond to this fastest? either Tom or Xrs....we'll see
54. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? All you freaky friends of Ali's that I haven't got a chance to meet yet.......c'mon over, just got a new place in Berkeley
55. What time is it now? 8:10pm