1. What time is it: 6:20 pm
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Michael Stanley Roberts
3. Nicknames: Oh Great and Powerful One
4. Parents names: Stanley Sylvester Roberts, Lucia Anna Pelligrini Roberts
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?: 25
6. Date that you regularly blow them out?: November 22nd
7. Pets: None that survived
8. Height: A delusional 5'9"
9. Eye color: greenish grayish blue -depends what color my shirt is
10. Hair Color: brown, blonde, blue, orange
11. Piercing: one in my ear from a drunken night in high school
12. Tattoos: Ancient cave painting re-creations on the inside of my mouth.
13. How much do you love your job: I really like my job
14. Hometown: Bath, Maine
15. Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
16. Have you been in love? Yes
17. Currently involved? Not as far as I know
18. Favorite thing about e-mail: the periodic interruptions for work
19. Been toilet papered? If you mean being cocooned from head to toe with 32 rolls of toilet paper, then yes, otherwise I don't know what is being asked
20. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? No
21. Been in a car crash? I'm told I have been, but I was so drunk who could really say?
22. Croutons or Bacon Bits? both
23. 2 doors or 4 (on a car)? I don't have a car
24. Coffee or Ice Cream? coffee in gallons and ice cream once in a while
25. Blanket or Stuffed Animal: blanket
26. Best Color: blue, no green
27. Salad Dressing: I don't care
28. Socks color: white or black
29. Book you're reading or hope to read: Snow Crash
30. Favorite Movie: Swimming with Sharks, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
31. Foods: Sushi, Indian, Thai, Italian, everything else -in that order
32. Song Playing at the moment: ?? it's on a dj set I downloaded from scour, some guy named Jonathan Wells
33. Toothpaste: Arm and Hammer with Baking soda and peroxide
34. Restaurant: Ebisu
35. Flower: ?
36. Least Favorite Food: Marmite -probably the only food I cannot eat
37. Sport to Watch: I couldn't care less about watching sports, but if I had to, I'd watch snowboarding videos
38. Fast Food Restaurant: they're all about the same, good for roadtrips, but nothing else
39. When was your last hospital visit? four or five years ago when I broke my arm when I launched myself off a flight of stairs backwards on inline skates
40. Favorite drink? Ginger Peach Tea
41. What color is your bedroom's carpet? hardwood floors
42. How many times did you fail your Permit and/or Drivers test? 0 Either we're all good drivers, or someone is lying
43. Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs? I'll probably be in SF
44. Who is the last person that you got mail from before this one? Megan
45. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? They'll never catch me, I'm too smart!
46. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card? It's kinda cheating, but I'd chose Amazon, because eventually they'll offer everything on the planet and I won't have to move my ass more than a couple inches
47. What do you do most often when you are bored? surf the web
48. What words or phrases do you over use? uhh, man
49. Friend who lives farthest away: Jed, Milan
50. Most annoying thing: making a mistake, being a perfectionist
51. Best thing in the world: friends, MLT
52. Bedtime: 11:30 pm
53. Who will respond to this fastest? no idea
54. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: Madison
55. What time is it now? 6:35pm